| Drunk cowboy |
| This cowboy cam home drunk every night, finally his wife had enough and told him the very next time he was out. Well, the next night he was on the way home and stopped at the saloon where he tied his horse up outside. He goes in and proceed to get very drunk and a couple of his friends decided to play a joke on him, so they went outside and put the saddle on the horse backwards.
Much later that night when he finally gets home his wife if waiting for him. He walks in and says before you get all mad let me tell you what an awful night I had. I stopped by the saloon for a couple of drinks and some sucker cut off my horses head and I had to lead him all the way home with my finger in his windpipe! |