A blonde is doing bad for money.She is doing so bad that she turns to god after watching the lottery.She says' please god let me win the lottery, i hav been a really good person and i will do good with the money.' A week passes and the lottery is back on. The blonde watches in anticipation only to find out she had lost. Falling to her knees she cries 'why god why do this to me?' And a holy light comes down and a booming voice says ' help me to help you and buy a friking ticket.'