| yo momma jokes. |
| your momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
your momma is so stupid, we waited for a stop sign to say go. your momma is so fat, when she went into space, she fell back into earth's atmosphere. your momma is so fat, when she went into space, the scientists watching her every move back on earth, they said, "Hey look. She's discovered a new planet." your momma is so dumb, she sat on the tv and watched the couch. your momma is so dumb, when she saw a sign that said no beers allowed, she ran around the camp site telling people, "maybe we shouldnt have brought that little bear movie." (she thought the sign said no bears allowed.) |