|Panda goes to a restarant|
|A panda goes to a restarant, and the waiter comes over and askes him what he would like to eat. The panda said "i would like to order everything on the menu"
The wiater comes back a little later after the panda finishes up his food and says "Here is your check" The panda shoots the waiter.
The police come and talk to the pand. the police said "You can not do that" the panda says" Sure i can, look panda up in the dictionary, it says: Panda; eats, shoots and leaves. (eats shoots, and leaves) (shoot is a plant)