| Mechanical Failure |
| A blondes car quit on her and so she pushed it into the nearest service station. She told the mechanic what happened and decided to take a look. She went outside for air and in no time she heard it purring like a kitten. She walked back inside and asked, "So, what's the story?" The mechanic replied, "Crap in the carburator." She the asked,
"Really? How often?" |