|a man, a sheep and a pig|
|Guy walks into a bar, and sees a sheep sitting there, a rather good looking sheep.He sits down next to the sheep, and they hit it off.
Weeks go by and the sheep says "hey, i thought you were married?"
The guy says "yes, but im not happy, she disgusts me"
The sheep says, "i dont believe you, she cant be that bad?"
So they go to the guys housse, where the wife is asleep in the bedroom
The wife sits up and says"Dear where have you been?"
The guys says "See this is the pig i screw when im not with you"
The wife says "Dear, thats a sheep"
The guy says "Thats who i was talking too"