| Signs people put up |
| • In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT • Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS • Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR • Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES • Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS • In a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS |