|blonde got hung|
|there was a blonde and she was tired of blonde jokes. So she decided that she would hang herself the next time she herd a blonde joke. So she whent to the store and herd these two men saying blonde jokes. She walked up to them and said cause of you i'm going to hang myself. She went home and got a rope and tied it to the tree and jumped off. The man next door asked what she was doing she said "I'm trying to hang myself."
He said,"You have to tie it around your neak and the tree." She said i did that but it herts.