|Viruses when they come...|
|Adam and Eve Virus :
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.
Airline Virus :
You're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore.
Disney Virus :
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Oprah Winfrey virus :
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Star Trek Virus :
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Titanic Virus :
Your whole computer goes down.
It makes your computer forget where it put your files.
Child Virus :
It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.
Diet Virus :
Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.