Viruses when they come...
Adam and Eve Virus :
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.

Airline Virus :
You're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore.

Disney Virus :
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Oprah Winfrey virus :
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Star Trek Virus :
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

Titanic Virus :
Your whole computer goes down.

Altzheimer Virus
It makes your computer forget where it put your files.

Child Virus :
It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.

Diet Virus :
Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.
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