Viruses when they come... |
Adam and Eve Virus :
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer. Airline Virus : You're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore. Disney Virus : Everything in your computer goes Goofy. Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. Star Trek Virus : Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. Titanic Virus : Your whole computer goes down. Altzheimer Virus It makes your computer forget where it put your files. Child Virus : It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of. Diet Virus : Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table. |