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Software technical support
An engineer, an operations manager, an accountant, and a software technical support person were traveling together in a car to attend an urgent meeting. Ten miles from the meeting the car breaks down.

The engineer says "Give me ten minutes and I'll have it fixed."

The operations manager says "If we all get a cab we will still get there on time, and, under the circumstances the cost is acceptable."

The accountant says "We could get the bus, still get there on time and at half the cost."

The software tech support guy says "If we all get out, then get back in again one by one... it should start!!"
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