Jokes

Performance Evaluation Quotes

  • "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
    started to dig."

  • "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

  • "I would not allow this employee to breed."

  • "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
    definitely won't be."

  • "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
    trap."

  • "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

  • "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

  • "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
    them."

  • "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

  • "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

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