| CHEATING WIFE |
| A HUSBAND CAME HOME FOR LUNCH & FOUND HIS WIFE IN HER SEXY NIGHTGOWN. HE ASSUMED SHE WAS CHEATING ON HIM.
HE ACCUSED HER & BEGAN TO HE LOOK AROUND. HE CHECKED UNDER THE BED...NOTHING. HE LOOKED IN THE CLOSET...NOTHING. HE WENT TO THE KITCHEN & NOTICED THE WINDOW OPEN & A MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HOUSE WITHOUT A SHIRT. IN A RAGE, THE HUSBAND PICKED UP THE FRIDGE AND THREW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW. NOW IN HEAVEN......ST. PETE IS CHECKING A FEW DEAD GUYS..... ST. PETE ASKS THE 1ST MAN: "SIR, WHY ARE YOU HERE?" 1ST MAN: "I PICKED UP A FRIDGE, GOT A HEART ATTACK & DIED.: ST. PETE ASKS THE 2ND MAN: "SIR, WHY ARE YOU?" 2ND MAN: "I WAS TAKING A JOG AND A FRIDGE LANDED ON ME." ST. PETE ASKS THE 3RD GUY: "SIR, WHY ARE YOU HERE?" 3RD GUY: "I WAS IN THE FRIDGE." |