|Dinner Party (Clean Version)|
| IT MAY SEAM BORING IN THE MIDDLE BUT READ ON IT IS HILARIOUS AT THE END. TRUST ME.
A 5 year old boy was walking down the street and he heard someone say you idiot, you dimwit.
When he got home he asked his parents what an idiot and a dimwit were and and they didn't want to tell their poor 5 year old so they said it means so they said it means ladies and gentlemen. He was walking down the street another day and he heard someone say your butt is huge and you have large bloody nostrils. The same thing happened exept this time they told him that those meant hats and coats. They were having a dinner party that night and his dad was shaving. He cut himself and yelled Crap! The kid asked him what crap was and the dad did not want to teach him rude words so he told him it was the cream on his face. His mom was cutting chicken and she cut herself she yelled crud! The kid asked what crud was and the mom didnt want him going around yelling it so she said it was the sauce she was rubbing on the chicken.
The doorbell rings and the kid goes out to meet the guests. "Greetings Idiots and Dimwits, I'll take your big butts and bloody nostrils, My dad's in the bathroom wiping crap off his face and my mom's in the kitchen rubbing crud all over the chicken, wont you come in please!