|There were five guys on a plane that was crashing and only four parachutes. There was the President, a boy scout, the pilot, smartest kid in the world, and a singer.
Singer: I should have one since im famous and dont deserve to die yet. So the singer took a parachute and jumped off.
Pilot: Well, I know how to drive planes and can take people to places. So he also took a parachute and jumped off the plane.
Smartest kid in the world: Well, im the smartest kid in the world and im smarter than all other kids. He took one and jumped off the plane.
President: Well, ive lived much longer than you so you should take the last one.
Boy scout: No dont worry, the smartest kid in the world took my bookbag.
Hes supposed to be smart and know a parachute from a bookbag, that apparently shows that hes not really the smartest kid in the world if he gets a bookbag instead of a parachute.