|A blonde, brunette and a redhead all worked on a bridge together. Everyday for lunch they had a ham sandwich. They all agreed if they got that again for lunch they were going to jump off the bridge. The next day they all had ham so they jumped off the bridge.
At the funeral the husbands were talking. the brunettes husband said " I feel so bad, I didn't know that she didn't like ham." The redheads husband said " That is all that we had in the house, I feel so bad." The blondes husband said " She packed her own lunch."