Angels, demmons and lawyers
The wall that divided heaven and hell came down one day, and immediatelly both sides
blamed each other. Nobody could agree,so punches started flying out. Then the devil says
to Peter: " OK Pete, this isn't working out. Let's settle this in court. My people will call
your peolple". So the day of the trail came, and the devil walks into the court room with
a bunch of well suited lawyers. Immediatelly, he notices that St. Peter was sitting all
by himself. So he tells him: "Hey, Pete, what's going on? Where's your lawyer?" And Peter
replies: " Could'nt find any in Heaven." (They were all in hell.)

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