one day a blonde walked into an appliance store. she told the salesman she would like to but the tv on the shelf. the man said "im sorry but i cant let u by that tv" she said "why not" the man says "because i dont sell to blondes". so she goes home and dies her hair red. the next day she goes to the same store and says "sir i wanna by that tv" he said i cant let you by that i dont sell to blondes" she gets a puzzled look on her face but goes home and dies her hair brown. the next day she goes to the same store and tells the man that she wants to by the tv. he says no i dont sell to dumb blondes. she gets really mad and says my hair is not bond its brown, why cant i buy the tv?!?!?! the man says "thats not a tv its a microwave!!!!!!!!"